Though I'm guilty of buying a glutonous amount of magazines I always find the pokey-fingered instructions on how we all should live funny at best and sinister at worst (Sunday Times Style mag is the worst offender.) This month's Esquire has a whole lot on how to live just like an Esquire Journalist. It's entitled..
"Esquire's Manual For a Stylish Life"
Here are some of the more ridiculous headings -
10 items everyman should own before he dies. (eeek i don't have em, I'm no man!)
10 items that have NO place in the wardrobe of a respectable man.
How to .. greet the Queen.
How to.. google efficiently.
How to ... start a bank.
How to feign interest.
How to not get drunk.
How to ogle without getting caught.
How to pull a supermodel.
How to take a punch.
How to calm a crying baby.
How to be funny.
How to do private jetiquette
How to get rid of your dinner guests.
How to tame a lion.
How to bounce back.
How to devlier puppies.
A summary of the deep rooted concerns of 21st century man.
Bird.
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